There are four women and three men who work in the office. Today I had two pints of KFC coleslaw and a McDonald's strawberry shake for lunch. As a result, I filled the toilet with rancid and frothy yellowish diarrhea. Unfortunately, today the toilet decided to break. I could not flush it, so I had to leave the stew in the pot (so to speak). I was leaving the bathroom to go to my desk to write an out of order note to put on the door, but just as I left, one of my female co-workers walked in. Needless to say she stayed inside about 20 seconds, ran out looking rather ill and glared at me. She left the office and did not return. But my other colleagues were all whispering to each other and on the phone and glaring at me the rest of the day. Before I left for work, my boss (who works in another branch) said he needs to see me tomorrow about "an incident" that occurred in the office today. I think is has something to do with my diarrhea.
The problem is that last month, I had an accidental squirt while passing gas at work after eating several burritos (there was a special) at Taco Bell. I took my soiled undershorts off and thought I tossed them in the trash can. But actually I missed and they were on the floor. The cleaning lady was waiting outside for me to finish and thus knew I was the one to leave to leave the mess (though I swear to the Bible it was an accident!). She complained to her supervisor, and the cleaning company complained to my boss, who asked me to be more careful.
Now I am sure I am in big trouble - just because of my fast food diarrhea problems. Jesus Almighty, Son of Our Father Who Art in Heaven, whatever shall I do?