how do you cook a cat?

Question

how do you cook a cat?

Answer 1

You don't!

Answer 2

Recipes For Cooking Cat

Answer 3

Yes, why not? In northern countries we eat deer, elk, moose, bear. Southern countries eat alligator, crocodile, kangaroo, possum. There are many countries eat what we consider to be insects (and that includes shrimp, lobster, oysters, scallops & eels) and then there are the various snakes and desert creatures. Even camels. Why are they really any different from cows, chickens, fish perhaps we have a very sheltered diet. Supermarkets with frozen foods are not on every street in every country in this world. Man is a meat eating creature. We also like vegetables & berries & grains as well. It's the nature of the 'beast'.

Answer 4

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Answer 5

I prefer to use a blender to chop the meat up so that it can be used as a sandwich spread like tuna. Cat meat is healthier than tuna, no mercury poisoning worries and leaner than most red meats. I usually go for cat meat as a break from dog meat, which is also healthy to eat. But with dog, its better if you serve it as a roast.

Answer 6

First you would need to boil it to remove the hair. Skin it like a deer or rabbit. Baste it with a little butter and season salt than bake it until it gets a golden brown. Make a gravy from the grease. Serve with mashed potatoes and peas.

Answer 7

As there was a scancal about cat meat sold as rabbit meat, probably you can use any rabbit recipe...



But to be quite honest: I would never eat a cat being aware of the fact!!!

Answer 8

I'm not sure neva had cat b4....but one time in my anatomy and psychology class we had to dissect a cat and out teacher was going to give us 50 x tra credit points if we boiled the head to the skull so my partner and i did it and got our points....sorry to all u cat lovers out there

Answer 9

and who's gonna eat that? no, I'm on diet...



don't you think it's time to buy a cat food instead of cooking one.

Answer 10

cook it as rabbit. my grandparents tell me it was quite commmon during the last world war.

Answer 11

You don't eat cat in this country. Go to China, or Korea, they raise them there to be eaten, like we raise cattle here.

Answer 12

they make cat stew in china and korea. I can get you the details

Answer 13

Who cares, you're not going to eat it!! Hmm wrap it in pastry and call it a Dim Sim??

Answer 14

Perhaps it is time to call in the experts:



http://www.ooze.com/ooze13/cats.html

Answer 15

ewww how can u eat a cat

Answer 16

YOU DON'T!!

Answer 17

Thats gross and not something you do in the USA

Answer 18

just put it in the cooker

Answer 19

ask the chinesse restaraunts that you eat at

Answer 20

Why do you want to do that for, freak

Answer 21

Question: What's the best way to cook a cat? I was thinking of slow cooking one.

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The day may come, for whatever reason - rioting, pestilence, famine, or just plain curiosity - you will need to eat a cat. Your very survival may depend on this handy guide.PREPARING YOUR CAT FOR CONSUMPTION

Since cat meat isn't commercially available in the United States (and illegal to boot), you'll probably have to prepare cat yourself. If you live in the more enlightened domains of East Asia, and can purchase cat at the local market, you may want to skip this step and proceed to COOKING YOUR CAT.



First, get a large cutting board and lay out your cat. Lop off the head, the tail and the feet with a sharp butcher's knife. These parts of the cat contain little usable meat, so toss them aside.



Next, make a longitudinal incision on the cat's abdomen. Reach your hand (wear gloves!) into the body cavity, and remove all of the internal organs. Discard them- especially the liver. It may look tasty, but the liver of a felis domesticus is frequently too toxic for human consumption.



SKINNING YOUR CAT

There’s more than one way to skin a cat- our exhaustive research uncovered two. On this site, two High School students meticulously guide you step-by-step through skinning a cat - complete with diagrams. To summarize, use a sharp knife to trim off the skin, and pull it back, snipping away at the muscle tissue.



Gourmands like to skin their cats differently. They hate shun using a skining knife, calling it crude. They reccomend you grab the loose skin around the head stump, and using a pair of pliers, peel it back off the carcass like a banana, rolling it off the body. The final step before cooking is to wash the meat of stray gristle and hairs. Nobody likes cat hair in their food.



COOKING YOUR CAT

Now you are ready to cook! One USENET account recommends placing a cat in a very high powered magnetron microwave. This device supposedly can cook a cat in approximately 10 minutes- the proteins are denatured (cooked), and sugars caramelized by microwave heating. The cat may be "cooked" but will it taste good? If you've ever tried to microwave a raw hamburger, you'll know the answer is "no." For the best taste, our reader inquired about possibly slow cooking a feline. That's exactly what we at PWEETA recommend- a slow cooked Beer Roasted Cat. Other cat recipes you may enjoy are classic Cat Tamales, Cat in Spicy Ginger Sauce, and Cat Au Gratin.



BEER ROASTED CAT

1 cat cut into roast

1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup

1 cube of beef bouillon

1 clove of garlic

1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness



Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.



If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!



Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.





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COOKING A (CAT) TAMALE:

Someone once cross-posted How to Cook a Cat to alt.tasteless and alt.pets.cat. The fallout from that debacle is used in all the official user documentation of how NOT to cross-post. I couldn't find a copy of said document, but this was posted on alt.ascii-art and seems to incorporate part of it. We got some fine preparation suggestions from it.



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LET'S COOK OUR CAT

Remember the Twilight Zone episode where they translate the alien book, To Serve Man and find out it is a cookbook as the people of Earth take off in the Alien's spaceship? In a stunning reversal of metaphor, Let's Cook FOR Our Cat turned out not to be a simple way to prepare your feline for consumption, but a way to cook gourmet food FOR your cat. This is a silly and expensive way to fatten a cat - use cheap dried food like big meat packers do.



HOW TO SKIN A CAT:

Two High School chicks from Berkley show you how to skin a cat in preparation for dissection- or even cooking. Then they go on to pull out its insides and marvel at its genitalia in the name of "science". Pictures and videos included.



STARVING ANGOLANS EAT CATS

People eat cats and dogs in the central Angolan city of Huambo, where food supplies have all but disappeared. 300,000 people have flocked to the city, Angola's second largest, to flee fighting in the region between the government and rebel forces.



CAT FEASTS

An estimated 200 Beijing families report their cats stolen a month. Mostly, the missing kitties are sold to wholesale markets for about $3 each. To eat.



DELICIOUS TIGERS

Story of "Wildlife Parks" in China where people watch Tigers battle livestock and eat them. Then the people eat the Tigers. Remember, tigers are a big form of cat.



KOREA: THE SADISTIC COUNTRY

"Korea is to cats & dogs what Hitler was to Jews! Cat soup is the preferred way to eat cat meat !" WARNING: NOT eating cat leads to hyperbole!

The Koreans call their favorite cat dish "Goyangi-tan" - or "Liquid Cat." Fire up the blender - sounds

Answer 22

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Answer 23

you dont

Answer 24

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW you are weird !!